Today was another half day at the
office since I had to take my AP English exam. When I got to the Marshal’s
Service office some of the interns were already there, reading inmate letters.
The letters were to the USMS from federal inmates in the district. The most noticeable
characteristic about the letters were the numerous misspelled words. One
prisoner even managed to misspell “rights”. Most of the letters were from Mansfield
Prison; you do not want to end up there. The letters were mostly about rights
violations. Sewer overflows into cells. Hot cells without air conditioning.
Overcrowding. Rotten eggs for breakfast. Lack of a law library. (The last is
actually a right, the Supreme Court decided in Lewis v. Casey that all prisons must have access to an updated law
library.)
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| An Inmate Letter |
| Cleveland FBI Building |
After reading letters I went to
visit the Cleveland FBI office. The office is actually an entire building on
the lakefront that the government rents for three hundred thousand dollars a
month. Thanks tax payers. There is a lot of security to get into the FBI
building; I had to send them my social security number a few days ago so they
could perform a background check. The agent giving me a tour was actually a
Marshal’s deputy on loan to the FBI. He works on the domestic terrorism task
force. His job is mainly tracking down internet threats on politicians, federal
judges, and attorneys. He says that most threats are just people agitated at
the world, and they’re not dangerous whatsoever. Also apparently the most
threats are towards the Secretary of Education. Every threat has to be
investigated. He also investigates bomb/shooting threats towards schools. He
says since the recent attack in Florida, there have been an overwhelming amount
of copycat threats. The best part of his job is that he goes to all the
Cleveland sports games he wants free of charge. He gets free seats right next
to the Cavs bench. The FBI goes to all “major events” in Cleveland, even though
nothing of federal interest ever happens at the events. He also told me some
stories about when the Republican National Convention was in town a few years
ago. Apparently leftist protesters had left backpacks full of rocks throughout
the convention, just in case there was a riot. The FBI found and disposed of
all of the rocks.

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